A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire
herself out as a "handy-woman". She started canvassing a nearby
well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first
house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.
"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he
said, "How much will you charge me?"
The blonde quickly responded, "How about $50?"
The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything she would
need were in the garage.
The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband,
"Does she realize that our porch goes all the way around the
house?" He responded,"That's a bit cynical, isn't it?" The wife
replied, "You're right. I guess I'm just starting to believe all
those 'dumb blonde' jokes you always hear."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her
money.
"Yes," the blonde replied, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it
two coats."
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to her. "And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus."
